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Economy 101




It is the month of August; a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the livestock raiser. The livestock raiser takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel. The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that, in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit. The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel owner then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything. At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.




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Find Solutions




Once upon a time. A Village Boy, went to the city and bought a Donkey from a Donkey Dealer. The Donkey Dealer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.

The next day the Donkey Dealer called the Village Boy and said: “Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The Donkey died.”

Village Boy replied, “Well then, just give me my money back.”

The Donkey Dealer said, “Sorry can’t do that. I already spent the money.”

Village Boy said, “OK, then just deliver the dead Donkey.”

The Donkey Dealer asked, “What ya gonna do with the dead Donkey?”

Village Boy: “I’m going to raffle the dead Donkey off.”

Donkey Dealer: “You can’t raffle off a dead Donkey!”

Village Boy: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody the Donkey is dead.”

A month later the Donkey Dealer called the Village Boy and asked, “What happened with that dead Donkey?”

Village Boy: “I raffled the Donkey off. Within a week I sold 5000 tokens for $1 a piece and made a profit of $4,999”

Donkey Dealer: “Didn’t anyone complain?”

Village Boy: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $1 back.”

Village Boy grew up and eventually became the CEO of EZPZYO.COM ツ


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Be a leader not a follower.





You'd think in High School they would teach you how to GET a job. You'd also think in college they would teach you how to CREATE a job‽

In this day and age, creating one or more jobs should be the goal not to stick your nose up someone's Ass for 8+ hours/day where you’re not earning money,  you’re actually borrowing against your own ass-et. Learn to fish! 


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RIP Ideas




Execute your ideas and don't ever let em Rest In Peace. Today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday. That being said, if you haven't achieved anything today.... It's very likely you won't achieve anything tomorrow yet alone in "80 years"

Did you know?

People will stop dying if you invested in the cemetery?!



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Make sense of cents





Shiny new dumpster for the same old garbage. Know the difference between your needs vs wants.



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How to make a line smaller without touching it ?




Once upon a time a business tycoon went to the university.

He drew a line on the blackboard.

He asked the students how can you make this line smaller without touching it?

The students tried everything for hours and hours but couldn’t work out a way.

The business tycoon went to the same blackboard again and drew a longer parallel line above the existing line.

Problem Solved.


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Opinions


Denial



Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. Nobody wants to hear an asshole's opinion because there's a difference between constructive criticism and an opinion  ...



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Free Cure!



Disease



The cure is free but we are too busy paying for the disease.


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The 99 Club!​





Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content. One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King, why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy. The King asked the servant, “Why are you so happy?”

The man replied, “Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don’t need too much, just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies.” The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King’s woes and the servant’s story, the advisor said, “Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99 Club.”

“The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?” the King inquired. The advisor replied, “Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and Write 100 on a bag then leave it at this servant’s doorstep.” So the King ordered to do it. When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a greatshout of joy, So many gold coins! He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. He wondered, “What could’ve happened to that last gold coin?!”

He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection. From that day, the servant’s life was changed. He wasoverworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him find that 100th gold coin. He stopped singing while he worked. Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor’s help, the advisor said, “Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club.”

He continued, “The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never content, because they’re always yearning and striving for that extra 1 telling to themselves, “Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life.”

Moral: We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we’re given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us, all these as a price for our growing needs and desires. We must learn to maintain a balance of our need and desires to enjoy a happy life with what we already have.


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Life Goals




An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.  Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna.  The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, “only a little while. The American then asked why didn’t he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs. The American then asked, “but what do you do with the rest of your time?”

The Mexican fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siestas with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine, and play guitar with my amigos.  I have a full and busy life.” The American scoffed, “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing, and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually New York City, where you will run your expanding enterprise.”

The Mexican fisherman asked, “But, how long will this all take?”

To which the American replied, “15 – 20 years.”

“But what then?” Asked the Mexican.

The American laughed and said, “That’s the best part.  When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions!”

“Millions – then what?”

The American said, “Then you would retire.  Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siestas with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos.”


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Degree Vs Experience



Ship Engine




Cruise ship's engine failed. The ship’s owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young man. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship’s owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

“What?!” the owners exclaimed. “He hardly did anything!”

So they wrote the old man a note saying, “Please send us an itemized bill.”

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer………………….. $ 2.00

Knowing where to tap…………………….. $ 9,998.00

*Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference!*


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Looooong  story short...

Blame Game


Once upon a time, there were four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. 

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody did not do it.

So it ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place!

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Measure twice and cut once




Plan and prepare in a careful, thorough manner before taking any action.


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The Balloon Experiment

Balloons Teacher


A teacher brought balloons to school and asked the children to blow them all up and then each write their names on their balloon. They tossed all the balloons into the hall while the teacher mixed them from one end to the other. The teacher then gave them 5 minutes to find the balloon with their name on it. The children ran around, looking frantically but as the time ran out - nobody had found their own balloon…
Then the teacher told them to take the balloon closest to them and give it to the person who’s name was on it. In less than 2 minutes everyone had their own balloon. Finally the teacher said, “Balloons are like happiness. No one will find it looking for theirs only. Instead if everyone cares about each others they will find theirs as quickly as possible.”

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